Useless information

-I still make shampoo shapes with my hair in the shower
-I use toothbrushes made for children because they have fun characters on them
-I love Viagra commercials
-I sometimes look at my hands and get scared cause I know they will one day be lifeless
-I choreograph my own dances when I should be cleaning my apartment
-I really hate my name
-I've always wanted to look Oriental
-I only date men over 30.
-I think my stuffed animals talk behind my back when I'm gone, laughing at me
-My two biggest fears are dying from a brain hemmorage, a heart attack or appendicitis.
-I'm a hypochondriach
-America makes me feel proud to be a Canadian
-I'm a Christian, but you'd never guess and I'd never discuss it with you, I'm very private and free thinking when it comes to my faith and don't have the same cookie cutter views as everyone else
-I want to live in a world of muppets instead of humans; they make me laugh so much
-5 years ago, I spent $100 on a Pilates work out tape set and have only used it twice; once while drinking a beer
-I eat food I drop on the floor on a daily basis
-I can eat a whole large pizza by myself in one sitting
-I will trust a stranger whole heartedly until s/he convinces me otherwise
-I hate being alone yet I've been living by myself for 2+ years
-My happiest was when I was homeless
-I'm convinced that if I try really really hard, I can move things with my eyes like Matilda, I just haven't tried hard enough
-I just ate ice cream for dinner, just because I can. This happens often.
-I've worn the same socks for 3 days straight. Not because I'm out of socks, I just like these ones.
-This is the loneliest I have ever felt in my entire life.
-I wish I was a recreational pot smoker, they have more fun.
-I miss my crack head/cockroach ridden apartment, even though the one I'm in now is safer and cleaner. It just doesn't feel like home.
-I've had more than 5 guns pointed at my head at once (dude sitting behind me on the ttc said he was going to shoot all the brown people on the streetcar, swat was called in. I was oblivious, as usual)
-I am secretely spiteful towards white chocolate because I feel it is an imposter
-I once made kraft dinner with chocolate milk because I was out of white. It tasted horrible.
-I loved sucking on rusty nails as a kid
-I've never stepped foot in a spa
-I will love you more than you will ever love me. Every psychic tells me this. They also tell me I will never have love in my life, and I'm ok with this, so long as I can give it.
-I still have my Mr. Bubble from when I was 5, just in case I ever decide to have a bubble bath.
-Friendships scare me.
-I miss the imaginary horse (Sooshy)I had as a kid.
-At weddings, I feel so, so sorry for the bride and so greatful for my independance.
-I wish I could wear a Sari everyday for the rest of my life because they are so comfortable. One day I will start.
-People never fail to amaze me at how much they will hurt me and not even notice.
-I want to own a camel one day.
-One day I'll be important, not in a CEO way, but in a helping others way.
-I love my cat more than anyone I know.
-I hate getting flowers.
-The only people I want at my funeral are my mom, dad and brother.
-Butterflies scare the poop out of me.
-My uncle suffocated his pet chicken by accident as a kid. The story makes me laugh because instead of saying suffocated, he says sophisticated, even after all these years in Canada.
-I find it hard to believe a word anyone says anymore.
-For some reason, I feel better when I write point form posts intimate details about myself I would normally never share with anyone.